Happie Smile
a hilarious joke

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

TIME Magazine Interviews: Ewan McGregor (x)

Today, I slipped in the shower and tried to grab onto the water to catch myself.

laugh-addict:

It didn’t work.

image

jennifer-perfection-lawrence:

Tracker Jackers- Genetically engineered wasps from the Capitol. One or two stings can cause powerful hallucinations, but several stings can lead to death of the victim. 

Stare at the hypnosis for at least 30 seconds then look at the woods in the arena. 

sureloki:

adriofthedead:

a female character can wear a pink dress with flowers n bows and still be a strong character

a female character can wear huge, bulking armor n carry a sword and still be a feminine character

femininity is not exclusively defined by what a character wears, jesus christ

image

a female character can wear a pink dress with flowers n bows and still be a strong character

image

caswantsthedean:

tran-lam:

The way he looks at her.


i’m so fucking done (x)

caswantsthedean:

tran-lam:

The way he looks at her.

i’m so fucking done (x)

undercoverninjaturtle:

wethinkwedream:

stepheneepaige:

mirandarph:

The Trevor Project

1-866-488-7386

Stop re-blogging One Direction and re-blog this shit. 

The Woody one kills me

crying -

Right in the heart